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Written by Mike Murray
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Monday, 01 February 2010 |
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Why I Love Hovers
She pushes me,
That`s what I love.
She gets louder,
I just speak above.
She is quite noisy,
And always has wind.
But really puts out,
If she is pinned.
I`ve seen her blow,
The down from a duck.
Then not mind riding,
In the back of the truck.
She`s never complained,
When I give her gas.
Will sit there and wait,
While I catch a bass.
For just ten bucks,
We`ll play for an hour.
She never argues,
With me for power.
When I say enough,
She sits and waits.
When I say run,
Breaks into a gait.
The only thing,
That really hurts,
I always have to,
Mend her skirts.
Mike
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Last Updated ( Monday, 01 February 2010 )
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Thoughts for the Day
"Vacuum bagging really sucks."
(Credit:Mike)
"Fiberglass doesn`t itch, it`s your arm that does."
(Credit:Mike)
"Caution!
Your women wearing loose clothing, beware of hovercraft.
Young women wearing tight clothing, beware of hovercrafter."
(Credit:MIke)
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